if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
steve and bucky ft. new technology is my favourite thing ever because you just know bucky would be all over it and take full advantage of social media, and steve wouldn’t, not because he doesn’t know how but just because he doesn’t really have time for it. but bucky’s so excited and adamant about it so steve lets his face get smushed next to bucky’s at random intervals for instagram selfies and obnoxiously captioned snapchats, learns not to tense up every time bucky lets out a dramatic gasp because he can’t beat that one goddamn candy crush level, puts down whatever he’s doing to watch the latest dumb viral video bucky found. steve finding out about the captainamericaofficial twitter account run by bucky and being happily surprised because he thinks its an avenue to alert the public of threats and clear up bad press issues and whatnot, but actually going online and seeing a string of tweets of snarky remarks he’s made (most often directed at tony) interspersed with ridiculous ‘did you know’ facts about his old life (well you did punch hitler repeatedly in the face, so that one’s technically true)
just, steve and bucky ft. new technology is so important ok
Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
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