cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

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piesmeagol:

gforcejedi:

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

i’m gonna cry omg

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30secondstocalifornia:

hypocritical-hippogriff:

macaroni-rascal:

superwholockedraven:

30secondstocalifornia:

 Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)

WHAT?!

SINCE WHEN!?

Ahh, yes. The ten year anniversary of the traditional earth ballad, “Toxic”

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(via sunspotery)

savingsergeantbarnes:

steve and bucky ft. new technology is my favourite thing ever because you just know bucky would be all over it and take full advantage of social media, and steve wouldn’t, not because he doesn’t know how but just because he doesn’t really have time for it. but bucky’s so excited and adamant about it so steve lets his face get smushed next to bucky’s at random intervals for instagram selfies and obnoxiously captioned snapchats, learns not to tense up every time bucky lets out a dramatic gasp because he can’t beat that one goddamn candy crush level, puts down whatever he’s doing to watch the latest dumb viral video bucky found. steve finding out about the captainamericaofficial twitter account run by bucky and being happily surprised because he thinks its an avenue to alert the public of threats and clear up bad press issues and whatnot, but actually going online and seeing a string of tweets of snarky remarks he’s made (most often directed at tony) interspersed with ridiculous ‘did you know’ facts about his old life (well you did punch hitler repeatedly in the face, so that one’s technically true)

just, steve and bucky ft. new technology is so important ok 

(via rosebadwolf-tyler)

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via ladylokilexi)

jamescookjr:

The Lion and The Rose.

(via satanismy-bestfriend)

Blaine Anderson + bad boy potential 

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Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

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zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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clairedraws:

aofunk:

clairedraws:

[crashes into your living room] RICHARD AYOADE!AZIRAPHALE [accidentally breaks your fine porcelain] SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY!CROWLEY [tries to fix everything with duct tape] WHY CAN’T I COME UP WITH FANCASTS LIKE THESE ON MY OWN

wait a minute
is crowley standing on a box or something

someone finally pointed it out thank the lord ayoade is actually like 6’2” and towers over most people

clairedraws:

aofunk:

clairedraws:

[crashes into your living room] RICHARD AYOADE!AZIRAPHALE [accidentally breaks your fine porcelain] SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY!CROWLEY [tries to fix everything with duct tape] WHY CAN’T I COME UP WITH FANCASTS LIKE THESE ON MY OWN

wait a minute

is crowley standing on a box or something

someone finally pointed it out thank the lord ayoade is actually like 6’2” and towers over most people

(via theadventuresofkodpiece)

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 5. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 6. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 7. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 8. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 9. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 10. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 11. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 12. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 13. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 15. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 16. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 17. How often do you masturbate?
  • 18. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 19. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 20. How big is your penis?
  • 21. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 22. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 23. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 24. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 25. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 26. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 27. Do you like your butt?
  • 28. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 29. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 30. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 31. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 32. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 33. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 34. Spit or swallow?
  • 35. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 37. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 38. Have you ever given/received a footjob?
  • 39. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 40. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 41. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 42. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 43. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 44. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 45. What are your favorite positions?
  • 46. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 47. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 48. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 49. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 50. Have you have phone sex?
sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone, via advancinglawnmowersimulator)