— William Shakespeare (via meggannn)
Fact: Though pansexuals are not attracted to pans, they still feel a great level of animosity towards Spoonsexuals, Potsexuals and Platesexuals (although they are occasionally friendly with Cupsexuals).
*strums a banjo* female characters aren’t here to make men Feel Emotion by dying
*strums harder* if you actively wish for female characters to die, go suck a fuck
*smashes the banjo onto the ground* stop hating on female character for getting in the way of your ship, it’s tacky and disgusting
- Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
- Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
- Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
- Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?